The dream I had last night

[rhench]

So, in this dream, it's sort of like there's a third day to the release of the classless update. I was seeing stuff like a map where there's three teams involved, and then I was watching a video in which the classes are all hanging out on a rollercoaster type device. When the coaster stopped moving, the movie focused on the Heavy, who was, for some reason, using a blackboard to explain to the others why playing poker would be to their benefit at times.

"Ve could acquire a large amount of gold very quickly," he said. And then his voice, though always pleasantly husky, got deeper. More dark. Almost sepulchral. And as you read the next part of the quote, imagine his voice going deeper with every word. I have no idea why, but that is how it came out.

"And ve must also consider... the regenerative power of the Jedi."

It was at this point that I literally laughed myself awake, a thing that I have never before done in my life. I was aware of being outside the video in the dream, and was able to speculate as it was going on, so when he said we must also consider, I was expecting something like, "That we won't be getting shot," or something. But I did not foresee what the Heavy in fact said. Hopefully this made you laugh almost as hard as I did.

[.: sora]

I demand to know what combination of hallucinogens you used to achieve this dream.

Also, I lol'd hard.

[carbad]

after playing smash bros and tf2 way too much for a week I had a dream that I was playing as Link on Dustbowl but my medic got sniped :(

[atenthirtyone]

Aug 15, 2009 13:33:44 GMT -5 carbad said:

after playing smash bros and tf2 way too much for a week I had a dream that I was playing as Link on Dustbowl but my medic got sniped :(

someone didn't keep spamming boomerangs and bombs.

[scrambles]

I once had a dream where I was riding the little chu chu from frontier and also,

Aug 15, 2009 12:48:32 GMT -5 rhench said:

It was at this point that I literally laughed myself awake

This has happened to me once before and only once, where I had a dream about Sarah Palin (aka nightmare). I was a reporter in a crowd that she was addressing about how she was going to solve global warming with a device she created which resembled a car transmission jammed into a microwave. I knew that the machine was never going to work, and as the everyone walked up the mountain where she was going to test the device I argued with her, and became very cross. Then when she got to the top and turned it on, it began to whiz and hum and she said it was working.
Next comes the most satisfying part of a dream I have ever had;
Sarah Palin's head exploded. and I woke up laughing
It was the funniest/best thing ever.

p.s. I'm a democrat.

[Jeziah]

Best topic ever. Almost too much lols for the interwebs to safely contain in one page.

I had one dream last week about RTS games (too much starcraft). In it I was controlling my army of Starcraft zerglings, who were divided up into 9 groups of 10-rank 4-file Empire Total War formations. I marched them towards the enemy base, periodically using Command and Conquer engineers to capture enemy outposts to build zerglings C&C style and add them to my army. When I finally got to the enemy base, it was a mixture of Starcraft Terran and C&C Generals America. I sent my zerglings to rush the power plants and to disable the defense (prism towers and bunkers) and basically overran the base in seconds. The it popped up with the classic C&C RA2 "Victory!" popup and cut to a cinematic about in which a zergling had a philosophical argument with The Overmind. Anybody who knows Starcraft will understand why this was such a "wtf" moment that I woke up instantly.

[clicheguevara]

After playing l4d for three days straight, I had dreams of running around and being pounced. not very lulz. But after reading yours..

Aug 15, 2009 13:26:43 GMT -5 .: sora said:

Also, I lol'd hard.

^