Faded's Stupid RandomClass Game

[FadedOasis]

I love playing randomclass, but I hate always switching class every turn, especially when I switch to Engie. So, like the over-complicating OCD little bastard I am, I made a stupid little game for it.

You will need: A deck of playing cards, TF2. If you want to add booze to this game, go ahead, but I didn't plan for it since I very rarely drink.

Start with the full deck plus one Joker. Remove all diamonds, sixes, tens, Jack of Hearts, and King of Hearts, then add the Queen of Diamonds back to the deck. If you don't have a Joker, add the 10 of Diamonds back as well.

Each of the numbers (including Ace) correspond to a TF2 class, in order. Ace is Scout, 2 is Soldier, and so-on. Add the diamonds for up to two classes you love, remove the heart for one class you dislike, and remove the heart and club for one class that you hate. (If you dislike or hate Engie, remove the Jack of Clubs.)

Your deck should now look something like this. In this example, I love Soldier and Pyro, dislike Sniper, and hate Demoman.

During a map change loading screen, shuffle the deck. At the beginning of the map, flip cards until you get a class card. Each time you die, flip the next card. If you can't remember what the cards do, just get a sticky note and scribble Jack through Joker or something.

Have fun!

[kaixx3]

x_____x;;

Confused.

[thechurch]

this is pretty excellent faded, i always just used the random class button every time i died.

[Doctor Wheeze]

Rule proposal: leave the 10s in, if you get a 10 switch to an alternate loadout.

[brianblack]

So, why is engineer the jack instead of six? Is it to differentiate the class that you loathe so much?

[FadedOasis]

Because switching to Engineer isn't simple. It's to remind you that you're going to be Engie for several turns.

And I don't loathe Engie, it's my second favorite class.

[FadedOasis]

Well, the easiest drinking game is just "When you die, take a sip", but dying happens a lot. You could add "Take a drink" to the Queens and Kings, and "Big Gulp!" to the Joker.

(I dunno, I'm a light drinker, in that I've only gotten drunk twice.)

[FadedOasis]

To anyone who is confused about how this works, I'll post a simple version.

RandomClass Game (RCG), extremely simple version:
Take a deck of cards.
Every time you die, flip over a card. If it's an ace through nine, open the character select screen and press that number. If it's a 10, J, Q, or K, don't change class.

RCG, not-as-simple version (to fix Engineer):
Take a deck of cards. Remove all the sixes, tens, and two Jacks.
Every time you die, flip over a card. If it's an ace through nine, open the character select screen and press that number. If it's a Queen or King, don't change class. If it's a Jack, set it aside. Whenever you flip a card, ignore it unless it matches the suit. Once you get a matching suit, put the Jack into the discard pile.
Example One:
1. Jack of Clubs. Set aside, switch to Engineer.
2. Nine of Hearts. Disregard. Continue playing Engineer.
3. 3 of Clubs. Put Jack back into the discard pile, you are no longer locked into that class. Switch to Pyro.

The only reason I use the version in the first post is because I was extremely sick of having Demo come up.

[brianblack]

Oh, I misinterpreted your rules to mean that you hate engineer.