Post by FadedOasis on Nov 3, 2010 2:20:45 GMT -5
This event is being run by Xadera. Here's his decsription.
Knocking on the door to the office that was advertising a once in a lifetime opportunity for wealth, you wait a few moments before it slowly opens. Behind it, a beautiful young woman, with ample curves from top to bottom, greets you with a smile.
"Hello, come on in and sit down," she giggles as she turns to guide you through the large room.
You quickly realize how scantily clad this gorgeous greeter is as most of her body peeks through the bikini, which consists of two Nappers' strung together by a vMirror for the top and a dainty vProcedure Mask for the bottom with a Medal pinning it from behind. Her Max's ears bounce atop her head as she listens to her Earbuds that nestles into her cleavage. She brings you to a chair before an ornate desk that sits in front of a massive vault door. Sitting down, she turns to face you, hopping up onto the desk.
"He'll be right with you, he's just messing with his treasure," she motions to the vault behind her. She lifts a leg and slowly crosses it over the other. As you gawk at the view, you could have sworn you saw a vBrain Slug staring back at you.
A few awkward minutes pass and the vault door cracks open. Divine light escapes through the crack as a tall man passes through. He turns and shuts the door behind him, making sure it locks. Again, you quickly realize the man is wearing nothing but a Bill's Hat and a vWhiskers. Well, he's also wearing an extravagant suit of the finest fabrics, but it's nothing in comparison.
"So, you're another one looking to get a little richer, hmm? Well, let me ask you something. What do you think I keep in this vault?" He pauses and waits through a couple of seconds of your silence. "Only the most valuable things in this world... HATS! No matter where you go, hats are what people want. Do you know how much Bunny's outfit cost?!" He lifts his cane and taps her bosom, making the pom poms of the Nappers' jiggle around. "Too much, that's what! ...Anyways, now that Bunny has obtained the outfit she has always wanted, she thought it would be nice to give back to the peasa-... er, people, by giving them a chance to get a hat of their own. Usually I've seen this done as a hat raffle. But, who needs a hat raffle when you can have hat carnage. I thought it would be interesting to see what lengths people would go to in the pursuit of riches. So, if you want to participate in this wealth simulator of mine, Bunny will set you up."
The young woman whips out an Ambassador in each hand (from you probably don't want to know where) and flashes you a vicious grin.
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Welcome to the Hat Simulator!
The rules are quite simple.
Each person that chooses to participate must give Xadera the entry fee of one scrap metal. In return, you'll get one 5-use Dueling Mini-Game.
During the event period, Friday the 12th at 5:00 pm to Sunday the 15th at 10:00 pm (EST), you may use that Mini Game up to the 5 times on the MKWEA server against anybody else on the server.
Screenshot the result of each duel and post the image to this thread.
Most duel wins wins the simulation ^^
Extra stuff:
- Winning a duel against someone else participating in the simulator counts as 2 wins instead (and +2 to the kills of each side, for tie-breaker purposes), so weigh your options carefully. This means maximum number of possible wins is 10!
- Ties will be broken by the number of total kills in the end, so posting your loss will still be worthwhile (and will be expected).
- This will be based on trust. You can theoretically use outside Mini Games to get more wins and just submit the best screenshots, but then you'd be a douche and we'd all hate you. I'll also be regularly checking your backpacks, just to make sure
-Oh, and the prizes:
1st - Choose any hat of your choice with a value less than 2 from this thread and Xadera will obtain it and give it to you.
2nd - Black/White paint or a Nametag
3rd - Whatever 2nd didn't choose
4th - A random extra Polycount weapon
There are 10 Mini Games available at the moment, but more can be obtained if more people want to participate.
"Hello, come on in and sit down," she giggles as she turns to guide you through the large room.
You quickly realize how scantily clad this gorgeous greeter is as most of her body peeks through the bikini, which consists of two Nappers' strung together by a vMirror for the top and a dainty vProcedure Mask for the bottom with a Medal pinning it from behind. Her Max's ears bounce atop her head as she listens to her Earbuds that nestles into her cleavage. She brings you to a chair before an ornate desk that sits in front of a massive vault door. Sitting down, she turns to face you, hopping up onto the desk.
"He'll be right with you, he's just messing with his treasure," she motions to the vault behind her. She lifts a leg and slowly crosses it over the other. As you gawk at the view, you could have sworn you saw a vBrain Slug staring back at you.
A few awkward minutes pass and the vault door cracks open. Divine light escapes through the crack as a tall man passes through. He turns and shuts the door behind him, making sure it locks. Again, you quickly realize the man is wearing nothing but a Bill's Hat and a vWhiskers. Well, he's also wearing an extravagant suit of the finest fabrics, but it's nothing in comparison.
"So, you're another one looking to get a little richer, hmm? Well, let me ask you something. What do you think I keep in this vault?" He pauses and waits through a couple of seconds of your silence. "Only the most valuable things in this world... HATS! No matter where you go, hats are what people want. Do you know how much Bunny's outfit cost?!" He lifts his cane and taps her bosom, making the pom poms of the Nappers' jiggle around. "Too much, that's what! ...Anyways, now that Bunny has obtained the outfit she has always wanted, she thought it would be nice to give back to the peasa-... er, people, by giving them a chance to get a hat of their own. Usually I've seen this done as a hat raffle. But, who needs a hat raffle when you can have hat carnage. I thought it would be interesting to see what lengths people would go to in the pursuit of riches. So, if you want to participate in this wealth simulator of mine, Bunny will set you up."
The young woman whips out an Ambassador in each hand (from you probably don't want to know where) and flashes you a vicious grin.
----------------------------
Welcome to the Hat Simulator!
The rules are quite simple.
Each person that chooses to participate must give Xadera the entry fee of one scrap metal. In return, you'll get one 5-use Dueling Mini-Game.
During the event period, Friday the 12th at 5:00 pm to Sunday the 15th at 10:00 pm (EST), you may use that Mini Game up to the 5 times on the MKWEA server against anybody else on the server.
Screenshot the result of each duel and post the image to this thread.
Most duel wins wins the simulation ^^
Extra stuff:
- Winning a duel against someone else participating in the simulator counts as 2 wins instead (and +2 to the kills of each side, for tie-breaker purposes), so weigh your options carefully. This means maximum number of possible wins is 10!
- Ties will be broken by the number of total kills in the end, so posting your loss will still be worthwhile (and will be expected).
- This will be based on trust. You can theoretically use outside Mini Games to get more wins and just submit the best screenshots, but then you'd be a douche and we'd all hate you. I'll also be regularly checking your backpacks, just to make sure
-Oh, and the prizes:
1st - Choose any hat of your choice with a value less than 2 from this thread and Xadera will obtain it and give it to you.
2nd - Black/White paint or a Nametag
3rd - Whatever 2nd didn't choose
4th - A random extra Polycount weapon
There are 10 Mini Games available at the moment, but more can be obtained if more people want to participate.