rhench
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Post by rhench on Apr 10, 2012 21:49:36 GMT -5
I have a number of strange medic items. I want to name and describe them in amusing ways. For the Medigun and its brethren, I want it to be clear what kind of medigun it is. Otherwise, no restrictions. I've been hoping to use plays on Magic cards like Vultan's Mirari's Rake, but that isn't mandatory.
As of now I have the following:
Strange Syringe Gun- Unyaro Bee Flinger: "Much can be learned from the bees about dying for a cause."
Strange Medigun- Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator: "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.”
Strange Ubersaw- Umezawa's Jitte: "In a world where death is always violent, cruel weapons are as common as rocks."
Strange Kritzkrieg- Harsh Mercy: "There is no greater burden than choosing who to save."
Thanks in advance.
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Post by pneuma08 on Apr 10, 2012 23:11:15 GMT -5
Unyaro Swarm
Surgeon's Sanctuary
The Intimidator
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Post by FadedOasis on Apr 10, 2012 23:16:56 GMT -5
"Bobby"
"Tony (Medigun)"
"Billy"
and my favorite, "I Used A Name Tag On This! (Kritz)"
Medigun names are necessary or nobody who you're healing will like when you pop the kritz on them when they expected invuln.
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Post by Doctor Wheeze on Apr 11, 2012 0:46:17 GMT -5
Medigun names are necessary or nobody who you're healing will like when you pop the kritz on them when they expected invuln. That just makes things more exciting. |
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Post by rhench on Apr 11, 2012 2:17:47 GMT -5
I'm liking the Unyaro angle for the needlegun. I'm more thinking Unyaro Bees or Unyaro Bee Flinger, so I can yell, "IT'S FULL OF BEEEEES!" when I kill people.
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Post by rhench on Apr 11, 2012 2:33:39 GMT -5
I'm not really sure about the medigun name. And I don't care what Vultan says, I'm not naming my ubersaw "Bone Saw". I will use it for description text, though.
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Post by rhench on Apr 11, 2012 2:40:42 GMT -5
Still would love suggestions, especially on the Medigun. I'm not sold on that one, but I'm amused by all the others.
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Post by vultanphase on Apr 11, 2012 10:35:49 GMT -5
I feel like the Medigun might deserve some manner of reference to the great advice from Ghostbusters re: being asked if you are a god.
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Post by Doctor Wheeze on Apr 11, 2012 14:39:31 GMT -5
The best Ghostbusters medigun name is "Unlicensed Particle Accelerator".
Those names work best if you have the Ghostbusters goggles.
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Post by rhench on Apr 11, 2012 18:26:23 GMT -5
I have Ze Goggles, if that's what you mean.
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Post by rhench on Apr 11, 2012 18:42:49 GMT -5
Hm. Maybe Unlicensed Nuclear Uber-Accelerator.
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Post by Heller on Apr 11, 2012 20:03:29 GMT -5
Well, if you're gonna' go that route, something're gonna' have to get named "Gatekeeper" and "Keymaster", I think.
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Post by pneuma08 on Apr 11, 2012 21:01:53 GMT -5
"Keymaster's Key": "I just made a Gatekeeper out of you"
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Post by rhench on Apr 22, 2012 21:02:22 GMT -5
I'm down to two: My Ubersaw, which I don't like any of the above for, and my new Strange Quick-Fix. Whoever comes up with the name/desc I choose for the Saw gets a free Reclaimed metal. Same for the QF.
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Post by thechurch on Apr 22, 2012 21:13:27 GMT -5
"Rhench Quiche" for the quick-fix, just though it was a good pun.
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