Laser Warriors Unite!

[brianblack]

Following a resurgence of forces on Saturday, the Laser Warriors have begun to be spotted in multiple battlefronts. While there has been no news from the High Amplifier, word has already spread that the Cybervampires of Coltraxex are responsible for the destruction of Citadel Radiance on Betelgeuse V. Along with the Were-Octopi of Iglosqrgh II, the Cybervampires represent a threat to intergalactic peace and must be stopped!

Archaic projectile weaponry are for the weak! All true warriors follow the mantra of High Amplifier Povus: Only through the cleansing brilliance of energy may our enemies be cleansed of their sins, and disintegrated to ash. Peace in death! Defeat to the Cybervampires! Join the Laser Warriors and purge the battlefield of lesser foes with lesser guns!

[rhench]

Wat.

[strata]

*pew pew pew*

[.: sora]

I now demand that the highlander team be called TEAM LASER EXPLOSION.

Also, this was amazing.

[brianblack]

Update from Semiconductor Black:

Recruitment efforts in the Outworlds have been stymied by hostile responses to propaganda. Suggest stronger presence of forces to demonstrate more effectively the strength of a Laser Warrior platoon. Inclusion of a Laser Warrior platoon in gladiatorial games will certainly increase our visibility and reception with the population.